Reach out your arm, take my hand We shall dance off into this fairyland The world spins around us, the clouds begin to part A rainbow beam of wonder shoots into my heart Your first dance, your last chance Your first dance, your last chance Times may get bad, bad times may get worse But you are my rock, you will always break my curse You make me laugh, make me smile in so many ways Our love stretches on and on until the end of days Your first dance, your last chance Your first dance, your last chance Your first dance, your last chance Your first dance, your last chance

Sorry for the time I hit you in the face with a 10 by 4 I really didn't notice you standing back there at the time And I was in the wrong on that unfortunate occasion last week When I swapped the sausage link in your lunch with a lead bolt, with a lead bolt You know that I would never do anything malicious To compromise our business relationship My little brother sends his most sincere and deepest regards Jerome would never intentionally assault an officer It is an unfortunate coincidence you were standing there Where the mannequin cop was positioned a moment ago, a moment ago You know that I would never do anything malicious To compromise your ability to protect and serve

Six thousand years ago The world was nothing like the one we know There were no planes or trains or even cars We rode the backs of dinosaurs Way back, when Earth was young We lived among Those noble beasts We lived in peace with dinosaurs Behemoth and Leviathan and the Dragons They roamed the fields, for real, and it was very good Found them and gave them names And made them tame It was a paradise of man and dinosaur Lord, give me a home Where the brontosaur roam Lord, please close my mind To logic and science, the banes of mankind Way back, when Earth was young We lived among Those noble beasts We lived in peace with dinosaurs Behemoth and Leviathan and the Dragons They roamed the fields, for real, and it was very good Found them and gave them names And made them tame It was a paradise of man and dinosaur

Best in quality That's the Mervis guarantee Born in South Africa Diamond mining's in our blood Polished to perfection Straight from our collection Make the right selection every time From factory to finger From finger to her heart Show her that you'll never be apart Excavation underground Ken is mining two miles down Brother Zed is on the phone: "Twenty tons of rock for every stone"

If I had a big sister, you see She'd just be a big girl version of me She'd act very different but actually We'd both look alike but not exact-ily If I had a little brother, I think He'd be my best friend 'cause we'd be in sync I'd keep him safe but without being mean We'd go on adventures and make a great team If I had a little sister, I'm sure No one would dream of picking on her We'd make a club house and fill it with toys And I'd treat her like she's just one of the boys If I had a big brother, you know We'd get dressed up and put on a show He could teach me how to be cool He'd give the best hugs and walk me to school

Up before dawn Before the sun I drop my line in and wait Bass, take a look At blood worms on hook Those bastards will fall for the bait Been out on the bay For dang near all day Hadn’t had me one single bite Earnin’ vacation pay And I’m here to stay Don’t care if it takes me all night Thank God I’m livin’ in a wet county I’m wishin’ that a fish’ll come to me worth mounting On my kitchen wall Next to tha picture of pa Got my fishin' line in hand and my gal in the other Finished my beer baby grab me another Make it a cool one Check if the mountains are blue, hon Fill the bed of my truck with gravel n' stones Got diesel in my blood and steel in my bones I thank god for this wet county All hands on deck Come over and check This fighter I’ve got on my line Run over and get My grand daddy's net This bastard soon will be mine I finally win I reel it in But it ain’t fish its a log I guess I was tricked It’s just an ol’ stick At least we’ll play fetch with my dog Thank God I’m livin’ in a wet county I’m wishin’ that a fish’ll come to me worth mounting On my kitchen wall Next to tha picture of maw Got my fishin' pole in hand and my gal in the other Finished my beer baby grab me another Make it a cool one See if the Rockies are are blue, hon Fill the bed of my truck with gravel n' stones Got diesel in my blood and steel in my bones I thank god for this wet county Cut ‘em at the gill and fire up the grill (woahhh) I hope eat your fill Kick back and chill (yeahhh) Baby please don’t go Sure we can take it slow (nooo) But if this is the end Then I’m glad you brought your friends (ohhh) Thank God I’m livin in a wet county I’m wishin’ that a fish’ll come to me worth mounting On my kitchen wall Next to tha picture of Paul Got my fishin' rod in hand and my gal in the other finished my beer baby grab me another Make sure its a cool one See if thim mountains aret blue, hon Fill the bed of my truck with gravel n' stones Got diesel in my blood and steel in my bones I thank God For the wet county

Oh can you hear it? Lying awake in the night Oh can you hear it? Like a rolling thunder inside A lion's roaring in your soul It's time to fill that empty hole Feast upon the banquet of delight Motors running, here we go Chocolate sauce, spread it slow Egg fu yung and chicken tongue Hold the eyeballs, please Guacomole and meat balls Whip cream pours like waterfalls Toss the fish, let it fly Fly, fly, pizza pie Oh can they hear it? That is the fear in your heart. Oh can they hear it? The question tears you apart! Does a noise from within even make a sound Like a tree in the woods with no one around The echo of a wood drake in the dark Oh can you hear it?

Old folks at home, from New York to Rome Are jumpin’ to a brand new tune It’s sure to please, it’s the bee’s knees Dancin’ in their living rooms Don’t be a crumb bum, don’t be a goof Just get dolled up and go stomp them hooves When the youngsters are talkin’ hooey Just slam the door in their face, kablooey Tell em shake a leg, go lay an egg, and how! And those old folks stay at home From dapper dames to crusty crones Pour some hooch, shake your bones Hit on all sixes tonight