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Aminal Planet
02:22
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This cat is a pig
has a girl who's a dog
but thinks she's a fox
The pig is a snake
Who pontificates
Harken, he's blessed
The fox is a mess
A community chest
Yeah, she gets around
Her face is a cake
and when she gets baked
it melts to a frown
They take pictures of each other taking pix of one another
There's some worms with no brains who come out when it rains
And they squirm on the ground til the birds come around
It summons the brood, putting chicks in the mood
A hawk sees the flock and swoops in on a hen
Dressing smart for one another, so they can undress each other
The weasel in mink always says what he thinks till the skunk made a stink
The Rodents attack but the Varmints fight back and fur starts to fly
Caught in the brawl, the dog tries to call out for the cat
Diving into the fray, he pulls her away
He just saved the day
They take pictures of each other taking pix of one another
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Kaikō
01:54
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Marine Biologist
04:08
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Three thousand meters below the surface is my home
The common jelly fish, and several macro-organisms
We have a saying here, where light becomes a memory
"Your eyes adjust quite nicely after a couple of years."
Of course you know the ocean scene, squids a-floating by
Hidden beaks and tentacle feets and little tiny jelly eyes
They have a purpose, you know, a reason to stay alive
They're the food of viperfish or Chauliodus macouni
Dive, dive with me
Check out this submersibility
Breathe, breathe with me
From a tank, while we sink
Into the sea
Deeper I sink, and pitcher it's black, the outer lights are activated
Illuminating a world which has never been illuminated
A sweeping forest of giant tube worms fills my eyes
And there dart about one thousand Chambered Nautili
With a swish, a Grenadier Fish bites a little glowy thing
It's violently slain by an angler, Melanocetus johnsoni
Here's a interesting specimen, Vampyroteuthis infernalis
That means the Vampire Squid from Hell
Dive, dive with me
Check out this submersibility
Breathe, breathe with me
From a tank, while we sink
Into the sea
Dive, dive with me
Check out this submersibility
Breathe, breathe with me
From a tank, while we sink
Into the sea
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4. |
Every Word Rewritten
03:15
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You can paint this bathroom stall
Mask the writing on this wall
Hide the slanders once here etched
Cover up the dicks we've sketched
Take away our dirty jokes
Veil our log of chicken-chokes
Shroud our tales of getting laid
Clean the bogies, eunich-made
But no matter how you strain
All your efforts end in vain
Every word will be rewritten
Long as man still sits here shittin'
Every word will be rewritten
Long as man still sits here shittin'
Every word will be rewritten
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5. |
The Finger Of Justice
02:44
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The Finger of Justice rises up and grasps the loaded steel
The bullet that pierces evil men and forces them to yield
Finger, ride
Ride
Finger, ride
Ride
I robbed a bank the other day and killed a banker in my way
No one knew that it was me because I wore a mask, you see
The sheriff looks me in the eyes and asks me twice and I deny it
No one knows what I have done
Way out west, beneath the burning sun
But at night
The voices in my head
Whisper in my ear
I fear the voices in my head
The Finger of Justice rises up into my room again
Forever it haunts the dreams of every mortal man of sin
Finger, ride
Ride
Finger, ride
Ride
Finger, ride
Ride
Finger, ride
Ride
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6. |
Portly Chap
02:52
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Up close, doesn't think
Dennistown any thing
I got a thing as lemonlike
as Eagleflight with broken pipes
You think you're going unaffected
Dealing irresponsibly
Lost and lonely Lady
And her bowl of gimpy vines and me
Handy dandy
Willy nilly
Handy dandy
Willy nilly
I think this willy nilly
Hussein DVD
Will take the ring to Woodworth
This suit is from the grocery
Foggy glibly, bible baby
Abortion Ocean, Bracketville
I didn't get either uncle
Soundmen went to music mill
I hope you're picked, and make it stick
Like palates of an asian girl
Have a day, everyday
Laser like a mangrove pearl
Talking of my face
Handy dandy leap boot
Sandersville loveland
A bullard grumbled skeet shoot
Leilah go low,
Like John Trambino's
Uncorking, litter-thinking
Scantily drab albinos
The rest is for the best
The best are on the Death Star
That battlebrooke Neville Stamp
With tears for fears and tongues of tar
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7. |
Voodoo Dollhouse
02:43
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She put me in a voodoo dollhouse
And she tied me to a tiny plastic chair
Which she keeps inside her voodoo dollhouse
With my photo and a locket of my hair
And I think that it might be a curse
Cause she’s stolen my heart and she put it in her purse
And I don't think that I am ever coming home
Lights out, candles burning
My mind is racing, tummy turning
Sitting on needles and on pins
I hold my breath as she walks in
I never really wanted
To be an independent person
Or in my dreams imagined
I’d be involved in such perversion
Forcefed twisted tainted love
Dripping down in a mist from above
Darkness surrounds me
Her arms are wrapped around me
She egged me on
She made an omelette
She made my soul sick
Spiritual vomit
She put me in a voodoo dollhouse
And she tied me to a tiny plastic chair
Which she keeps inside her voodoo dollhouse
With my photo and a locket of my hair
And she tells me that I might be the one
But I’m not about to argue when she's pointing the gun
And I don't think that I am ever coming home
She put me in a voodoo dollhouse
And she tied me to a tiny plastic chair
Which she keeps inside her voodoo dollhouse
With my photo and a locket of my hair
She melted my mind just like a svengali
She molded me into her own voodoo dolly
And I don't think that I am ever coming home
And I’m burning it down, down, down
Down, down, down, down
Down, down, down
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down
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8. |
The Autophobe
02:57
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I'm not a mind reader
A human party favor
Go check the parking meter
or move your car
For your consideration
You deal with your frustration
By seeking approbation
I think they towed your car
I fear an angry bee
Someone else made mad at me
I fear an angry bee
Someone else made mad at me
He walks away from harm
and the impending swarm
Capsized the raft again
Scuttled your craft again
Your polystyrene friends
will take you home
Goodbye, good luck, good night
You're gonna miss your flight
You'd do that out of spite
Like when you lost your car
I fear an angry sea
that the Gods brought down on me
I fear an angry sea
crushing waves are drowning me
I see a monstrous form
in the impending storm
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MEATHOOK FANCLUB
03:12
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Slurring every word
Acting like an animal
Memory erase
Wake up in the bathroom
MEATHOOK
He's the kraken released, the missing piece betwixt human and beast
MEATHOOK
Open the lid, ego overtaken, conquered by the id
MEATHOOK
Jekyll and Hyde, a cancerous growth corrupted from the inside
MEATHOOK
His work is never done, he's the sole member of a fanclub of one
I can feel my head
Filling up with concrete
Horseboy says
Pass along the Mad Dog
MEATHOOK
He's the kraken released, the missing piece betwixt human and beast
MEATHOOK
Open the lid, ego overtaken, conquered by the id
MEATHOOK
Jekyll and Hyde, a cancerous growth corrupted from the inside
MEATHOOK
His work is never done, he's the sole member of a fanclub of one
Standing in the dark
Shouting at a cell phone
Karate kick a car
Wake up in the parking lot
MEATHOOK
He's the kraken released, the missing piece betwixt human and beast
MEATHOOK
Open the lid, ego overtaken, conquered by the id
MEATHOOK
Jekyll and Hyde, a cancerous growth corrupted from the inside
MEATHOOK
His work is never done, he's the sole member of a fanclub of one
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10. |
Homework Sucks
02:52
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new year, new tour
same songs, the same four
our music's stuck in limbo
sustained by high school bimbos
the drummer just quit
sick of preteen bullshit
our t-shirts on children
who lack the breasts to fill them
no one wants to hang with you
when you're bald at 32
no one wants to be your friend
when your youth is at an end
life is gonna make you frown
and then you're 6 feet underground
you're half the man your father was
life is tough
and homework sucks!
My credit's abysmal
My love life… dismal
Taking prescriptions
for my gambling addiction
my fridge is barren
just like my ex-wife Karen
libido waning
with each pound that I'm gaining
no reason left to be alive
when you're pushing 45
and no one wants to be with you
when your life is half way through
life is gonna get you down
as the green leaves turn to brown
you're half the man you used to be
life is fucked!
and homework sucks
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There's no more room in our skeleton crew!
Avast ye, barkeep, tis our last night ashore
Will our last piece of gold afford us one more?
A flagon of ale before we set sail
And a bottle of rum for me and me chum
Shiver me timbers and rattle me bones
Untangle the cables and plug in the 'phones
Go string up the axes and tune them up tight
It sounds like we'll be first to go out tonight
There's no more room in our skeleton crew
It's just us few (it's just us few)
It's just us few (it's just us two)
There's no more room in our skeleton crew
It's just us few (it's just us few)
It's just us two (it's just us two)
There's no more room in our skeleton crew
We shout through the tempest without sound or sight
Though deafened by silence and blinded by light
We'll weather the storm without losing face
and vow that we'll never return to this place
There's no more room in our skeleton crew
It's just us few (it's just us few)
It's just us few (it's just us two)
There's no more room in our skeleton crew
It's just us few (it's just us few)
It's just us two (it's just us two)
There's no more room in our skeleton crew
We stay at our posts though the sun she doth roast
Though the wind she doth bite, we'll do what is right
Until ravenous gulls pluck the eyes from our skulls
We dance with delight though there's no end in sight
We do what we can, we love what we do
We do what we must to steer our ship true
Though our bones turn to dust, our cannons may rust
Oh, the legends they'll tell of our skeleton crew
There's no more room in our skeleton crew
It's just us few (it's just us few)
It's just us few (it's just us two)
There's no more room in our skeleton crew
It's just us few (it's just us few)
It's just us two (it's just us two)
There's no more room in our skeleton crew
There's no more room in our skeleton crew
It's just us few
It's just us two
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Catscan! Washington, D.C.
Catscan! is an art pop band from Washington DC. They are currently recording and releasing a new single every month for an endless project called SONGO, available now on all good streaming sites.
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