Sorry for the time I hit you in the face with a 10 by 4
I really didn't notice you standing back there at the time
And I was in the wrong on that unfortunate occasion last week
When I swapped the sausage link in your lunch with a lead bolt, with a lead bolt
You know that I would never do anything malicious
To compromise our business relationship
My little brother sends his most sincere and deepest regards
Jerome would never intentionally assault an officer
It is an unfortunate coincidence you were standing there
Where the mannequin cop was positioned a moment ago, a moment ago
You know that I would never do anything malicious
To compromise your ability to protect and serve