What's that sloshing up the track?
Yeah it's something new
Spent some cash on a full day pass
And there's one for you
You'll be swimming too

Check your zippers
And put on your flippers
Give that gauge a tap
This train's gonna melt your brain
Please mind the gap
Take a travel map

It all began with an engineer in a tub
Who asked herself what's the opposite of a sub?
A way to move our ocean cousins to land
Ten years later she finally accomplished her plan

All Aboard
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Full steam ahead
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Don't tap the glass
You're scarin' em You're scarin' em
Ecosystem collapse
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The locomotion from the ocean
Is coming through your town
Dive inside, take a ride
Just remember there's no up or down
So try not to drown

Do a dance with a coelacanth
In the twilight car
Share a meal with a moray eel
At the sand bar
Try the caviar

Our engineers have assured us everything's safe
This plexiglass is used by NASA in space
The shareholders have truly spared no expense
Our fish guy has been keeping us all in suspense

Man overboard
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Deploy the nets
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It's a shark attack
They're tearing em They're tearing em
Blood on the track
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