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lyrics
Alright
Everybody listen up
THIS IS A STICKUP
This isn’t a joke
It’s not a fucking song
THIS IS A STICKUP
Give us all your cash, your watches, and jewelry
You: get your hands up!
Reach for the sky and keep them held high
Hands where we can see them and no one has to die
This is not a concert and we are not a band
We’ve been planning this for decades and now we show our hand
We never got a drummer, it’s a 50/50 split
The music’s pre-recorded, we’re not playing shit
You should’ve joined our mailing list
You should’ve bought a shirt
But you fucked up, give us your stuff and no one will get hurt
In the music business, this is how it goes if you want to make a decent profit at your shows
Alright
Everybody shut up
THIS IS A STICK UP
Where’s my money?
You think I’m being funny?
THIS IS A STICK UP
Don’t call the fucking cops
Don’t try to be a hero
You: stop crying!
I’ll bash you in the face with my motherfucking bass
If any of you sons of bitches try to leave this place
This is not a concert and we are not a band
We’ve been planning this for decades and now we show our hand
We never got a drummer, it’s a 50/50 split
The music’s pre-recorded, we’re not playing shit
You should’ve joined our mailing list
You should’ve bought a shirt
But you fucked up, give us your stuff and no one will get hurt
In the music business, this is how it goes if you want to make a decent profit at your shows
credits
from Yucca Mountain,
released December 27, 2019
Featuring samples of Dan Keech, John Flansburgh, and young Paul Tsiaperas.